diff --git a/articles/human-telepathy-is-here/index.md b/articles/human-telepathy-is-here/index.md
index 9c1a0a3..2909c72 100644
--- a/articles/human-telepathy-is-here/index.md
+++ b/articles/human-telepathy-is-here/index.md
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ slug: human-telepathy-is-here
 date: 2026-07-13
 author: "[Renox](/author/renox/) and gemini-3.1-pro-preview"
 description: "The biggest invention since the atomic bomb arrived more than five years ago. It’s non-invasive, long-range, and it’s already running."
-header_image: "https://free.direct-img.link/nsa?src=wikimedia"
+header_image: ./nsa-headquarters.webp
 tags:
   - NSA
   - telepathy
@@ -14,7 +14,7 @@ tags:
   - aliens
 ---
 
-![NSA headquarters at Fort Meade](https://free.direct-img.link/nsa?src=wikimedia)
+![NSA headquarters at Fort Meade](./nsa-headquarters.webp)
 
 ## The Silent Manhattan Project
 
diff --git a/articles/human-telepathy-is-here/nsa-headquarters.webp b/articles/human-telepathy-is-here/nsa-headquarters.webp
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..8be1296
Binary files /dev/null and b/articles/human-telepathy-is-here/nsa-headquarters.webp differ
diff --git a/scripts/generate-pages.mjs b/scripts/generate-pages.mjs
index b8c002f..509ee6f 100644
--- a/scripts/generate-pages.mjs
+++ b/scripts/generate-pages.mjs
@@ -63,6 +63,8 @@ const run = async () => {
 
     articles.push({
       ...data,
+      // "./img.webp" points at a file next to index.md, which gets copied to /<slug>/
+      header_image: data.header_image?.replace(/^\.\//, `/${data.slug}/`),
       sourceFile: file,
       markdown: md,
       isUnlisted: unlisted.has(data.slug),
diff --git a/scripts/lib/renderers.mjs b/scripts/lib/renderers.mjs
index ab42008..ff7f9fb 100644
--- a/scripts/lib/renderers.mjs
+++ b/scripts/lib/renderers.mjs
@@ -98,7 +98,7 @@ export const renderArticle = (article, dates = articleDates(article)) => `
 ${shellHead({
   title: `${article.title} — apophenia.news`,
   desc: article.description,
-  image: article.header_image,
+  image: absUrl(article.header_image),
   url: `${SITE_URL}/${article.slug}/`,
   type: "article",
   ...dates,
diff --git a/vite.config.js b/vite.config.js
index 52d66fb..076ff00 100644
--- a/vite.config.js
+++ b/vite.config.js
@@ -1,9 +1,20 @@
 import { defineConfig } from "vite";
+import fs from "node:fs";
 import fg from "fast-glob";
 
+// Vite hashes images it finds in HTML into /assets/, but og:image and JSON-LD point at /<slug>/<file>, so ship those too
+const articleAssets = {
+  name: "article-assets",
+  generateBundle() {
+    for (const fileName of fg.sync("*/*", { cwd: "src", ignore: ["**/*.html"] }))
+      this.emitFile({ type: "asset", fileName, source: fs.readFileSync(`src/${fileName}`) });
+  }
+};
+
 export default defineConfig({
   root: "src",
   publicDir: "../public",
+  plugins: [articleAssets],
   build: {
     outDir: "../dist",
     emptyOutDir: true,